Performed door-to-door as last year by Mark and I (alternating lines until the final one, said enthusiastically in chorus) with extraordinarily satisfactory results. It also helped that we went after fewer kids were coming by, probably around 8 PM or so. Alas, I don’t know of any pictures or video I could use to supplement this.

We’re kind of old

But still polite!

We visit you

This rainy night.

Although you laugh

At this funny scene,

We wish you happy


Our rhyme is done

So please be sweet:

You’re never too old

To trick-or-treat!

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